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club-afterlife:

ask-subjectzero:

askmatriarchaethyta:

major-kirrahe:

vanguardofblades:

Marry: Joker

Live on: Illium
Vehicle: Mako
Kink: Guns
Job: Mercenary
Kids: None.

I AM OKAY WITH ALL OF THIS.

Humans enjoy this sort of thing, don’t they?

Marry: Thane
Live: Citadel
Vehicle: Collector
Job: C-Sec Officer
Kink: Guns
Kids: Adopt

… Right then.

Marry: Jack

Live: Eden Prime

Vehicle: Normandy

Job: Rabid fan

Special Kink: Embrace Eternity

Kids: Five

((Alright Jack…let’s get started.))

Marry: Jack (helLLOOOOOOOO!))

You will live: With the Turian Councilor (FFFFFFFFFFFFF-)

Your vehicle: Normandy

Your job: Mercenary

Your special Kink: guns

# of kids: none  YES GOOOOOOOOD))

Marry: Miranda

Live: Eden Prime

Vehicle: The Normandy

Job: Spectre

Kink: Rough

Kids: …

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